I hate it when parents compare you to other children, its like:
Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.”
And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mom, he/she..”
They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
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During a math test
| Me: | my answer = 23 |
|---|---|
| Answer choices: | 17, 19, 26, 36. |
| Me: | well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer. |
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